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cuckish simp

Walking penises who find it physiologically impossible to resist paying an exorbitant price for their internet crush's organic waste. Can be used interchangeably with simpish cuck.
Why would you pay $30 for Belle Delphine's excrement infused bath water you cuckish simp!? Be kinder to yourself!
by cultured_asian March 6, 2021
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Vicky Simp

A form of leaf founded in the 1800's after Adolf Hitler's death. The leaf is sort of greasy looking and can have a very strange smell. The leaf can also be sticky to the touch. People now use this word to describe their friends, in other words calling them gross.
You're giving me Vicky Simp vibes today.
by Stan_antweebio May 5, 2021
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Harley the simp

These people are becoming more popular than ever they are usually are small and they are spreading like wild fire if you see one call the authorities
Harley the simp meaning small nonce
by Lewis the nonce 76 April 10, 2020
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Simp Humor

Someone who is a Simp and tries to be funny, anyway possible, either by shitty Facebook memes and dumb tik tok vids or says random shit that makes no sense, but he thinks is the funniest fucking thing in the world.
That one Simp with that Simp Humor in our friend group chat that posts shitty tik tok vids/Says stupid shit like "hee hee i'm so quirky uwuwuwu >_<" because someone told him to shut the fuck up, that he thinks is super funny by which makes everyone in the group chat question his mental health.
by CeleronD671 May 6, 2020
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Tree Simp

A tree simp is a tall male who goes around getting multiple girls numbers and fucking them when given the chance to do so. If you encounter a tree simp you should stay far away, because your heart can break do to one. So stay cautious of these types of simps!
My god, he is such a tree simp! Gross!
by Primrose_Mystery May 12, 2020
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Society Simp

Someone who doesn’t have any real personality. Often takes part in herd mentality. Hard to imagine what they do at home other than video games.
This motherfucker only watches The Office and only plays COD. What a society simp.
by Frebory May 18, 2020
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Semi-Simp

A Semi-Simp is a person who admires a friend over another friend or family member. Not for them to get into a relationship with them, but rather for friendship purposes, even if the friend is a weirdo or not worth the trouble. Some will shame others for doing something, but won't do so for the friend they are semi-simping for. If one was to shame the Semi-Simp for this action, or shame the Semi-Simp's friend, the Semi-Simp will get overly aggressive and defensive. They often neglect family and other friends just to be able to hang out with the friend. Semi-Simps will give said friend special permissions if they own a chatroom, and will let them moderate and ban whoever they want just so the Semi-Simp can feel appreciated by someone.
Bro, you cringe at the fact of me playing Fortnite, but your friend plays it aswell, and you don't say a word to him! You're a Semi-Simp.
by AreYouSrsBro May 21, 2020
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