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screencream

To ejaculate at one's computer screen while having videosex with a partner or while masturbating to any image, sound, or text appearing on your screen. (verb) The ejaculate that lands on one's computer screen while having videosex or masturbating to content on one's screen. (noun)
I was online watching my girlfriend go at it with a Duke and Duchess, and I finished off with a mighty screencream just as she was peeling herself off the ceiling.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010
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Screed

Doing an act with the intent of copying something from the Assassin Creed video game series (Similar to parkour).

or

Attacking someone while poorly trying to copy how it happened in the video game.
"Dude I dare you to try to screed that wall."

or

"That dude was pissing me off so I screeded his face."
by Sain8075 October 25, 2011
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20K Screen Resolution

This is the highest Resolution a screen can go and it have 20,000 pixels in the screen. It is the best Quality a screen can have and it is the best resolution ever. Only the gaming console PS4 supports this and not Xbox.
The 20K screen resolution is the best resolution a screen can have.
by SEALKID890 January 17, 2019
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Screeze

Variation of the word screen. Used to define the screen in many way.
If you wanna be on the screezee.
by Daniel Livingstone December 8, 2003
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screezy

For sure. As in for sure or for shizzle or fo-sheezy.
"Yo dawg is you gettin yo welfare check today?"

"Screezy"

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"Hey wasn't your mom in a donkey show while in college?"

"Screezy"
by Lou "Sniff Da Shocker" Dogg April 25, 2006
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screensavered

1. Totally inebriated; smashed

2. Slaughter-pegged
I was so screensavered, I wasn't allowed to go bowling.
by xeldam May 24, 2006
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screenside

Area you enter in a cinema after checking your ticket (compare airside at airport)
You'll have to wait cos the loos are all screenside
by Louise Alexander September 24, 2006
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