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Moaning Myrtle

When you moan in class and your teacher gets turned on until the point of no return
I'm about to pull a Moaning Myrtle right now.
by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017
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morning shit

waking down and feeling unseen, unheard, unloved, insecure.
you open your electronic device first thing and start throwing rants, roasts, rage, especially at people who care about you because you estimate their pain will be real.
"Baby, whats with this morning shit? You ok?"
"fuck you and your fucking friends. die a painful death. suck my cock (which is huge btw) and choke on my sauce"
by Krkič December 16, 2019
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morning stoner

1. A waste of life
2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.
"Have you seen Jimmy at all recently?"
"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"
"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"
by Pacman111111 June 5, 2009
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morning twig

When you wake up in the morning and have a bonner.
when i woke up i had a nice morning twig.
by cooter suprise May 24, 2007
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Mooning

There are multiple ways to moon people
Stand, naked, use your fingers to spread your butt as wide as it will go before you tear the skin
Or
Stand, lean over a chair naked with your asshole facing the person you’re mooning
Or
If you’re a girl, sit on a chair, spreading your vagina as wide as it will go Facing towards your target.
Or
If you’re a girl, stand naked and squeeze the base of your boobs hard
Or
If you’re a guy stand naked and have the tip of your dick facing the ceiling
Or
If you’re a guy stand naked squeezing your balls with one hand and squeezing your ass with another
Or
Sit or stand, with your index and middle spread out and place your tongue in the middle, where the webbing starts
Or
Like the last method, but adding the ring and weak finger, spreading your ring and weak fingers from your middle and index finger and placing your tongue where the webbing starts between the four fingers
I love mooning
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Eli Manning

You know that kid, Evan on the JV football team, he’s such a Eli Manning
by Buffytheheteroslayer January 17, 2018
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