Matt Kuhl

Biggest Shlong 13+incher, anaconda downstairs, layed back chill mf, possible missing k9s, borderline anorexic, shy freak, lil maniac in bed. 1.3 mil tik tok wife. Mk hella chill bro count on dis mf make u laugh. mk bro best bro in da universe, D1 Demon

OMG MATT KUHL MAKES MY INSIDES HURT

by NJbroNaNaNa March 22, 2024

Matt-oan

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Matt-oan is 🧢 and I am the GOAT.

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Matt Davies

A small boy, who is an adult but looks like a 12 year old. He likes girls, ping pong, rock climbing and pottery.

yo! is that Matt Davies!!??

by samsucio August 30, 2018

Matt Dusek

former technical director and chief architect of roblox

matt dusek

by iiodx July 4, 2025

Matt Wallace

A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.

The politician was so horny will lay down for a good ole 'Matt Wallace'

by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022

matt branford

Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes

Look at that weirdo! He must be a Matt Branford.

by josh eggil April 25, 2011