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The Meaning of Life

The meaning of life is not something the human brain is capable of understanding. It’s like an ant trying to understand the Wall Street Journal. We’re not supposed to know the meaning of life. That’s the cruel hoax on mankind. Don’t even try, be happy in your ignorance.
I searched for the meaning of life but could never find it.
by Leap Cruncher June 8, 2021
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life lump

a fictitiously comic way of referring to a spurt of semen.
"By my life lumps!" - Walt Whitman
by REBEC$LUT January 18, 2008
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Primed Life

When someone is living an extravegant life full of on-the-edge experiences and partying. These people are usually very popular and party alot.
"Damn. Joe is living a primed life. He parties with Playboy Bunnies everynight."

"and he lives in a penthouse in beverly hills."
by sukram23 May 10, 2010
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ride life

Ride Life (Ridelife) is a movement for advance sport and street motorcycle riders who have mastered one or more type of modern motorcycle (1000cc and up), frequently travels, and seeks out the most challenging roads for pleasure. Ride Life is a term active motorcycles riders use to separate themselves from local riders who are limited to daily commutes, local group rides, bike nights, and club activities. Ride Life (Ridelife) differs from Bike Life Bikelife which is a movement for motorcycle riders dedicated to stunt riding, motorcycle racing, or members of bike/motorcycle clubs. Ride Life (Ridelife) also differs from bikers biker who only ride cruiser motorcycles.
“He a rider for real - he about that Ride Life.”
"You know he stay on the move, he's about that Ride Life."
"All they do is talk, none of them about that Ride Life for real"
by Clutch-Time August 19, 2018
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get a life

when a guy is being a dumb idiot and you say get a life
iplay minecraft for 6 hours a day hey get a life kid
by cbhsulh cjcwekjc wejkc January 8, 2021
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friendzone for life

n.

The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.

The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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Life Knitting

When someone notices things you do often, they have noticed your "life knitting". Because knitting has patterns.
Person 1: You know, you say "shhh" a lot.
Person 2: You must know me really well!

Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!
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