5 definitions by Leap Cruncher
The meaning of life is not something the human brain is capable of understanding. It’s like an ant trying to understand the Wall Street Journal. We’re not supposed to know the meaning of life. That’s the cruel hoax on mankind. Don’t even try, be happy in your ignorance.
by Leap Cruncher June 8, 2021
Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.
by Leap Cruncher August 5, 2021
This occurs after you make the first date after meeting online through social media. Everything has been going great until you meet in person and then your date “reads the riot act” firmly setting out their terms for how the dating and further relationship should progress.
Phil met Meghan on their first date only to be read the riot act, stating that she did not kiss on the first date, what days of week she was available, how he was to dress when they dated, the types of events she expected him to attend, etc.
by Leap Cruncher December 28, 2022
An emotional state that occurs when a dude starts to lose rational control of his feelings for a woman, causing him to make decisions that he might otherwise not make or which he might later regret.
by Leap Cruncher August 10, 2021
A boyfriend shirt is historically an oxford style shirt taken from a man’s closet by his girlfriend without his permission and worn around his apartment or house, generally with nothing on underneath. This usually occurs the morning after they spent the night together.
by Leap Cruncher October 7, 2021