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Jess Callo

The gnarliest of gals willing to full send 24/7.

She's Cute, She's a toe, and she knows when she's a hoe.

Contrary to believe, she is quite brilliant in her own special way.
Also a low key bitch... but she's worth it - mostly.
Guy 1: Dude whose that girl?
Guy 2: That's Jess Callo; she's legit.
by PustinJ April 10, 2019
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dirty cailobe

Has the ability to sarcastically fuck you while enjoying it.
I thought we were making love but instead we had a dirty cailobe.
by Sexynativesioux June 9, 2020
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toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, he’s constantly leaving fast food around the house when he knows I’m fasting
by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021
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toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting
by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021
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Sexual callous

An enlarged mid section also known as lower abdominals that are engorged due to repeated sexual encounters that lead to a false sense of comfort with a porky pig belly.
I’ve been married for 7 years so I am comfortable with my sexual callous.
by Cinnaright February 3, 2022
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Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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Tiberias Calore VII (Cal)

literally one of the most underrated characters in victoria aveyard's "red queen" series. brave, supportive and always standing for his beliefs, I LOVE THIS MAN AND I'M SO SORRY FOR WHAT HE WAS GOING TROUGH THE ENTIRE SERIES
Person 1: Do you like Tiberias Calore VII (Cal)?

Person 2: Yes, he's really caring, intelligent, and, you know, the man of my dreams.
by soxenia May 5, 2022
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