slow on the boner

To be "slow on the boner" is to suffer from temporary erectile dysfunction at inconvenient times, such as pre-coitus. Less commonly, the term is also applied to the refractory period.

"I was ready to go ham, but I was slow on the boner so I decided to go down on her first."

by 69thCircleofHell September 22, 2014

boner hunter

One who tries to find your porno stash like your mom dad ect

Last night my mom was all over me she's a total boner hunter

by Noob writer February 2, 2014

boner owner

To be turned on by something.

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.

by Thomoxii May 1, 2015

Boner Yoghurt

A euphemism for semen

Sam really puts out a lot of Boner Yoghurt, doesn't he?

by Boner Yogurt July 9, 2015

Boner Hematoma

The bruising a dick gets when you screw a very skinny girl.

Jeff: Hey Mike, I finally screwed Heather last night.

Mike: Was it good or what?

Jeff: Not really. She's so skinny I got a boner hematoma.

by patsguy June 18, 2011

Boner Honer

A slang term for someone’s mouth.

Shut your boner honer John.

Jane was upset when her husband started running his boner honer to the police officer.

by Bigdummie March 22, 2019

Why Boner

It is a boner or erection that occurs questionably, however unlike inappropriate boners in public "why boners" usually occurs when someone sees something that gives them an erection constantly, it can lead to a new fetish or a new gender depending on what they have seen.

"Ah, the return of the Why Boner... WITH A VENGEANCE!"

by Kojiro_BlackSun August 12, 2023