beached whale

a shit that is so large part of it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl

"Wow dude i just packed a lip and dropped a nice beached whale in that bathroom."

"Shit that must have been huge!"

by Ron Nabriel April 25, 2008

beach kid

loser... someone whose life is going no-where

look at that beach kid... i wouldn't date him for a million bucks

by Kansas22 October 30, 2008

beach sides finest

the best dank in town

i got some of beach sides finest

by z unit May 13, 2005

Beach Kike

A phrase first coined at Apache Lake AZ in October of 2011, defined as a beachgoer with cheap, frugal, or mooching qualities. Often seen on beaches at lakes and/or coastlines, this person will travel from campsite to campsite, or between groups of people or hangout spots, scamming away beer, alcohol, cigarettes etc with absolutely no intentions of returning the favor. Has also been known to show up at food and refreshment stands, bars, waterside restaurants and nightclubs, and will attempt to bargain down (haggle) prices at these establishments with Jewlike precision. Also have the ability to scam away women.

Coolguy A- Hey man did you see that Berry Goldstein Beach Kike?

Coolguy B- Yeah I saw him! He used his heeblike skills to swindle Jager and Captain Morgan from that group of guys up the beach.

Coolguy A- *Laughs* Too bad he wasn't fast enough though, those guys stomped his kike ass all over the beach!

by Amishflap January 9, 2012

Beacham

"One who can never die; deathless"

“He Was In A Very Bad Car Crash. Surprised He Survived, Maybe He Is Beacham”

by John Pavler April 13, 2021

skeeta beach

A term used by locals of james island ( Charleston sc) when refering to a particular prodominantly black neighborhood/beach/boatlanding/one way in one way out- all black club. A part of the island where most of the land has been passed down to the people thru generations from the first plantation on "jame ieylan" ( as it would be spoke in geechee)

yeah we puttin the boat in at skeeta beach

by Cruspea December 20, 2010

Beach Head

A man or woman who has extraneous amounts of beach related elements, plants, or toys stuck on his or her face or hair. Usually this person will consider this fine and normal.

Kara's hair is full of sand, and even a fricken lobster, and she doesn't even care. She's such a beach head.

by Maverick651 July 5, 2006