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Finger Knuckle Massager

A cover up word for a jerking off machine for the lonely motherfuckers who cannot get bitches
Hey bro you want a finger knuckle massager. It relieves your pain super fucking fast.
by thegchad May 18, 2024
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IcedUpTV Server Mascot

The iceduptv server mascot is the person who is currently being the representative of Iceduptv discord server. The subject is highly disputed, with many falsely claiming to be mascot over the years. The only true mascot of iceduptv however is egadduck.
person 1: You're not the IcedUpTV Server Mascot! I am!

Person 2: You'd never be fit to be the iceduptv server mascot! *scoffs*
by Abyr June 3, 2024
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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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KRDK Radio Mast

a really really really really tall needle

literally broadcasts tv channels

630 meters tall (and if you don’t use the overused metric system, 2,060 feet)

worlds tallest radio tower (take that KVLY Radio Mast !)
guy 1: go jump off the KRDK Radio Mast for a viral video
guy 2: nah you crazy
guy 1: but it’s the worlds tallest needle
guy 2: still ridiculous
by jsavy June 28, 2024
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yoko-ono-masticon

A collection of Yoko Ono's ethnic spells.
Dude, I only listened to a smidge of a yoko-ono-masticon, and I wanna creampie a Pacific Islander.
by eccojamsvol1 September 17, 2024
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Mosquito Hairy Masturbation

A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.
Mhm Gurl. = Mosquito Hairy Masturbation | Growing Unlimited Red Lust
by juddily November 24, 2024
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Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms
Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me
by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024
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