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Pizza hoes

A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Don’t worry, there’s more too it than just that. It’s a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesn’t matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you aren’t willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We don’t know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.
Guy 1: Hey man, where’s your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes I’m pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... you’re fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! She’ll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..
by sneakydudedictionary October 22, 2020
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hoes be like

Used to describe the way a female does something or may even describe her personality (which doesn't exist)
Usually used to describe all females in general
hoes be like "hoes be like" but they the hoes that be like hoes be like.
by graces secret January 3, 2021
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Krusty Hoe

A Krusty hoe is someone who is flakey and promiscuous
and a slightly retarded son of a bitch. Krusty Hoes are bunches of slutty air heads who try too hard
Damn that Krusty Hoe !
by Aggie from the Riff September 9, 2009
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Chungus Hoe

A fatass slut, one who weighs more then a blue whale, but takes more dick then a horny rabbit.
"Man, Krystal is fatter than my fucking paycheck after working hours of overtime
Yet she's a walking STD, damn she a Chungus Hoe."
by TheWordmiester July 15, 2019
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Community Hoe

A nasty girl who everyone has access too get with because she’s easy as fuck, kinda like community water ya know everyone can or has already had some but like as a person.
Ew you got with the community hoe her body count can’t even fit on my fingers and toes
by Wizkalifia February 2, 2018
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Hoes mad

Bruh jaden why Kenji so hoes mad right now
by KapSquirrel November 5, 2019
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Pixel Hoe

A person who talks to you 24/7 via text but as soon as they see you in person you're invisible
Text: lol you're so funny I love talking to you Face to Face: ...*awkward silence = why you're called a pixel hoe
by KoolKatChe July 3, 2014
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