Post-nut Feels

The feeling many get, it's not warm, it's not cold. It's not happy, it's not sad. It's the feeling of nothing you get after you nut. You may ask yourself, "Why did I do this? Why is this a substitute to my lack of romance? Why does this pleasure end with such dread? Masturbation for many is an escape for the lack of love they receive from others.

This very feeling destroys most, it's that feeling of hopelessness. You don't wanna do this, yet you do. You want out of here, yet you're trapped. We are all bound by this pleasure, yet we fail to break the shackles.
Dude don't talk to me right now... I'm having bad post-nut feels.
by FlowFi November 10, 2020
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Post-Nut Munchies

That great feeling of hunger you get when you finish spamming your ham, debugging your hard drive, or any other act of that nature.
Friend 1: Ahh man, I just got done wanking my willy and I am super hungry. I have the post-nut munchies
Friend 2: What the fuck
by PackedRaccoon June 30, 2022
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Post Party Depression

The feeling of embarrassment and regret the day after a party.
The feeling of making a fool of yourself when you were drinking the night before even when you didn't do anything embarrassing.
Why are you so sad and distant every day after we all drink?

It's my post party depression.
by Nik-nak May 26, 2020
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post-vacation code

the mandatory waiting period to allow the vacationer to rest when they have come home.

the code implies that the vacationer is given at least a 1 day resting period before you bother them to go out.
we could ask taylor to come along but she just got back from san fransisco and we should stick to the post-vacation code.
by Kada1993 June 04, 2007
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Post-game depression

That empty feeling when you finish a good game. Don’t worry, it’s natural for the games you get invested in. You’ll get over it. I’m sorry you feel this way, but it’s ok, we’ll help you through it, because gamers are bros.
I experienced Post-game depression after beating the revenge of the Sith video game.
by Random historian July 07, 2022
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perpetual posting machine

Someone that answers their own post in an endless loop babble filled post
Dennis went full perpetual posting machine when he was questioned about being a real Wizard
by ShillBilly March 18, 2021
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Post nut shisha

After you have nutted in/on someone or from watching porn and you go to a shisha lounge for a smoke and relax. The feeling is the best.
John: Dude, yesterday I nutted in my date then got in the car and drove to have post nut shisha. That smoke was perfect.
Brian: I need to try that when I cum next, I love shisha
by ItsameaMari0 December 07, 2021
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