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dumb minute

A spand of 60 seconds in which a polack is involved making it a stupid event in your life
Setting: Driving and Jena's pie stick falls onto the floor!
Jess (Polish): "Hey are you gonna eat that?"
Jena (NOT Polish): "NO! it just fell!"
Jess: "Oh.... Can I have it?"
Jena: "Here you go.. fuckin polack!"

Jena just had a dumb minute thanks to Jess!
by Jess 'n' Jena December 3, 2007
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nifty mittens

It's when your mother and your father go and have sex on the hood of the truck
by Big Bob7477 October 29, 2013
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mitter

A mitter is a fan of a (usually badly) dubbed anime, that refuses to learn anything about the original show, or about the diffrences between the two.
Person 1: I love One Piece! Zolo rocks!
Person 2: Y'know, he was supposed to be called Zoro originally and loads of stuff was edited out of the dubbed version of One Piece.
Person1: Don't tell me about that stupid Japanese version, why watch something in a language you don't understand! The dub is fine - I bet it's even better than the stupid Japanese version!
Person 2: Gawd, you're such a mitter!
by GraceB February 21, 2006
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clitt mitt

a term used to insult people

washing up liquid on the end of a mitten used to clean the vagina
by -[NM]-Raziel February 24, 2005
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marijuana minute

1. A "marijuana minute" can last more than you know, just get busted.... B-durr!
EX: I thought I was just smoken for a "marijuana minute" then the Popo rolled up & busted me. Now I am doin' 30 days in the Slammer before I can go see da Judge. Mary Jane isn't who I wanna dance with anymore, screw that this is my fourth time getten busted in the last six months; they're gunna hang me when I gitt in there.
by IrishDaddy2U April 20, 2010
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mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others
Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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Squish Mitten

A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes
by Xeppo May 29, 2007
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