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fuck salad drunk

Becoming drunk to the point of anger or easy irritability at items around but not related to the source of anger.
the first recorded use of the term "fuck salad drunk" was when a drunk man sat down at a restaurant with some friends, and ordered food. when the waitress returned he asked where his steak was. she said it was on the way soon and set down his salad, that came with the meal. he exclaimed "fuck salad!" and smacked the dish from the table, yelling "i want my steak!". the term spread from there to include all forms of over inebriation.
by hurricane boxstep May 2, 2010
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white out drunk

When you get really drunk at night & then wake up and start drinking and telling embellished stories that fill in the parts of the night you don't remember - thus whiting them out and writing in whatever's funny.
HungoverNikon: Dude, we drank a lot of developer last night, eh?
HungoverbutnowrewastedCanon: Yeah, I guess. I've had about five pints this morning. How'd you develop last night?
HungoverNikon: A bunch of rad longshots of the X-Games & some underwater stuff diving off Catalina.
HungoverbutnowrewastedCanon: Oh dude, I started out with some nude test shots & then I got really dosed. I had NBA sequences that A_tiba shot, K_ston sequences that A_tiba shot, & some N_SC_R stills that A_tiba shot, no big deal. I also got news that I'm shipping to NY for a job T_rry's shooting of KM... but like I said no big deal.
HungoverNikon: Sounds like you were white out drunk
by bbq_ringworm September 26, 2012
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tuckermax drunk

the highest order of drunken shannigans, above nardofied and zimmerfied, u know when a zimmerfied, person tells u do calm down, then ur tuckermax drunk
i just lost all my earthly positions last night to gamblor, ill never get tuckermax drunk AGAIN!
by cool guy October 8, 2004
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Kitchen Floor Drunk

A state of inebriation so profound that those who have reached it are willing to lay face down on any kitchen floor, no matter how filthy. (Can also refer to bathroom floors, sidewalks, alleys)
Geezus, look at that kitchen floor drunk kid - face-down in a pile of cigarette butts. That's a shame.
by Knecht January 23, 2004
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first-year drunk

adjective.
The state of inebriation most commonly attained only by first year students of university
Guy 1: Hey I just finished my exam, whats happening tonight?
Guy 2: Let's go to Koerner's and get first-year drunk!
by seeapeddle October 21, 2010
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Sadly it's what the organization called mothers against drunk drivers eventually became.

They had a good cause, one that even the people who drink agreed with. Once they got power they became drunk with power. They were not happy with getting the new laws passed. They keep pushing for even more and stricter laws.

Politicians were more than happy top oblige. They saw the whole affair as a means to raise money without raising taxes.

The old way of handling drunk drivers needed changed. Too many decent people were killed. Unfortunately now decent people have arrest records for drinking half a beer.
Politician to police chief. We need a new city hall but we are short of funds. Go arrest more drunk drivers.

police chief; We are already busting a lot of people as it is. I thought we were doing this to stop drunk drivers. If that's not the case then you ought to convince the people to raise taxes to build your new city hall.

The politician goes to a Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drivers meeting. He says " Drunk Driving is a CRIME against humanity!" "I need your help." "The police chief is RESISTING my efforts to rid the streets of this scum!" "I need all of you to do a public demonstration at the mayors office and DEMAND he be fired!"

There was a huge protest at the mayors office. The police chief was fired, the new police chief cracked down on the drunk drivers. A huge new city hall building was built. All the politicians became rich from illegal kickbacks. The police chief took a job as a meter maid in a smaller town that paid very low salaries. The drunks were still driving and killing people.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 25, 2012
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sober drunk

The feeling of being drunk with the rest of your friends when you are actually completely sober.
It's ok if I'm the DD, I can still get sober drunk with you!
by emspeanut July 29, 2014
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