The Crow

The elite technique of masturbating with the inside of your elbow.

Kyle: Oh shit, you hear about Devin?
Alex: What about him about him?
Kyle: He got admitted into the hospital for scoliosis.
Alex: What the fuck, how?
Kyle: He was trying the Crow. Poor kid couldn't handle it yet.

by shiznit1707 February 9, 2009

crooky

adj. A mad sketchy/shady person or incident

(waiting at stoplight a potential hot guy pulls up just a little ahead of the car)
Haley: Roll up so we can check that guy out
Cassie: ok (rolls up)
Haley: That was real crooky of us

by The clah(t) August 8, 2005

crotch custard

Cum, Jizz, Semen and Sperm Mixture. Probably one of the most vile ways to describe it too.

Hey what does Bill do all day, he never comes out!

Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.

by Captain Douche February 23, 2005

crotch rocks

Testicles, balls; often used to describe something negatively.

Man, that movie sucked big fat hairy smelly crotch rocks.

by BabyA December 12, 2005

Crotch Gnomes

A small Nordic people that reside in pubic area of infested humans. Signs of Crotch Gnomes include small log cabins, or burrows in the skin of the pubic area. Initial symptoms may include small smoldering fires, slow burning sensations, and hat crafting.
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits

"I was hearing a lot of sawing and hammering noises last night in my sleep" "Have you checked your pubes? sounds like you have crotch gnomes"

by chocahol March 4, 2008

Cross Country Team

People who you run with. Everyone on a Cross Country Team is family.

I love my Cross Country Team so much! They are like family to me.

by XCrunner24 October 18, 2014

crossing the tiber

Converting to Roman Catholicism from another branch of Christianity.

Mr. Smith: Did you hear Mr. Doe is crossing the Tiber?
Fr. John: How nice to hear he has found the Truth.

by DevCatholic October 25, 2014