Brain Boner

When you are talking and then have a random smart moment.

"Your mom just had a brain boner about robotics"

by Expression of happiness July 22, 2014

Throw a Boner

When you inadvertently admit your own incompetence.

I don't want to throw a boner during my speech, like Kristin routinely does as a supervisor.

by Almost Outsourced August 18, 2008

Frowny Boner

When a man's penis has become extraordinarily sad. Flaccid and disheartened; the penis may even partially attempt to retreat back into the groin area in search of a safe space

Pass. Swipe Left. No way, she gives me a total frowny boner.

by LiterallyNobodyCares August 1, 2018

Coder Boner

When your code works, you get a coder boner.

OMG it worked! My Coder Boner is chubbing up.

by awkieawk December 3, 2021

Boner Honer

A slang term for someone’s mouth.

Shut your boner honer John.

Jane was upset when her husband started running his boner honer to the police officer.

by Bigdummie March 22, 2019

Why Boner

It is a boner or erection that occurs questionably, however unlike inappropriate boners in public "why boners" usually occurs when someone sees something that gives them an erection constantly, it can lead to a new fetish or a new gender depending on what they have seen.

"Ah, the return of the Why Boner... WITH A VENGEANCE!"

by Kojiro_BlackSun August 12, 2023

boner owner

To be turned on by something.

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.

by Thomoxii May 1, 2015