Brain Boner

When you are talking and then have a random smart moment.

"Your mom just had a brain boner about robotics"

by Expression of happiness July 22, 2014

Throw a Boner

When you inadvertently admit your own incompetence.

I don't want to throw a boner during my speech, like Kristin routinely does as a supervisor.

by Almost Outsourced August 18, 2008

boner narcalepsy

a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.

So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!

by Vendetta Fist September 19, 2017

Boner Bow

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.

by eatmorchickn March 30, 2014

weave boner

When one lone piece of weave is erect

Don't look now, but Janiqua has a 'weave boner'.

by swervetoomuch May 30, 2014

Evil Boner

A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the awkward boner.

I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.

by CakeBadger April 10, 2016

human boner

Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.

There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.

by thefutureofamerica June 5, 2017