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Brain Boner

When you are talking and then have a random smart moment.
"Your mom just had a brain boner about robotics"
by Expression of happiness July 22, 2014
mugGet the Brain Bonermug.

Throw a Boner

I don't want to throw a boner during my speech, like Kristin routinely does as a supervisor.
by Almost Outsourced August 18, 2008
mugGet the Throw a Bonermug.

respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.
I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.
by 2014_chiguy April 19, 2014
mugGet the respect the bonermug.

weave boner

When one lone piece of weave is erect
Don't look now, but Janiqua has a 'weave boner'.
by swervetoomuch May 30, 2014
mugGet the weave bonermug.

fear boner

noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\

An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ

When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.

I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023
mugGet the fear bonermug.

robo-boner

the arousal coming at the mere mention, viewing or experience of the newest RoboCop film and possibly TV show.
"Dude, did you see the way he pulled out that gun?! I totally have a robo-boner"
by VTheTank December 31, 2013
mugGet the robo-bonermug.

human boner

Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.
There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.
by thefutureofamerica June 5, 2017
mugGet the human bonermug.

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