Absquatulate

When something disappears under not-so-mysterious circumstances, it was "absquatulated." If a friend takes out the best looking donut you have ever seen and then devours it without sharing, then you just watched your friend "absquatulate" it. 19th century slang word

doug Absquatulate friend dounghnut while is friend went in gas station

by spacehippie dude March 10, 2021

Absolutely cold

Very cold, an exaggeration referencing the absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible.

"It is absolutely cold this morning. I can't even feel my nose anymore!"

by WallaceMan January 15, 2021

absolutely focken dashing

Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D

Isa is absolutely focken dashing

by Isa 🐀🐁💨💨 February 2, 2021

absofuckinglutely

like absolutely but extreme

i wabsofuckinglutely will

by kdekdkrj February 9, 2021

Absan

A funny amazing person she never tells anyone secrets she can always keep one,she’s more than crazy for all Ik. Classic lazy and kinda weird she has a weird sense of humour and she’s sarcastic

Them: what did the dog do when they crossed the road

Absan: idk

Them: it fell over lolll

Absan: wow so funny for sure

by Katie Baluch Rose March 30, 2021

AbsoluteMasher

Better than HotSaqce at mortem metallum lolol

Oh wow! AbsoluteMasher is better than hotsauce at mortem metallum!!

by bignigga2001 April 10, 2021

Absolute unit

Basically an absolute unit is often used to describe someone who is larger but in the case of the Irish that’s not what it means. An absolute unit is just an idiot or someone who lets a lot get in the way of them.

“Ayo, you’re an absolute unit you are mun”

by Child of god (jk Satan is bae) April 15, 2021