Zombies

Severely stupid undead cannibals

Alex: Wow, those zombies just walked into a pole.

by Sarcasm_Man35 May 25, 2019

Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.

I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.

by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

Michael's Zombies

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!

Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"

by Loominaty January 26, 2024

actual zombie

the thing that goes after "New Response Just Dropped" in the infamous anarchy chess chain. this is usually succeeded by "Call the exorcist!" or ???.

person 1 - google en passant
person 2 - holy hell
person 1 - new response just dropped
person 2 - actual zombie

by Pig Man, Pig Fan July 23, 2025

zombie government

A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.

“We have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.” - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP

by Bryn89 August 8, 2022

Zombie

A dude that really died and then said wake up.

Person one: I see a zombie

Person two: Hey it’s Joe!
Zombie: MRrrrb

by MYLITTLEEEPONY June 22, 2021

Zombies Privilege

A term used by mega Virgins who refuse to play CoD Zombies; A term used to describe salty people who shit on those who play games like Fortnite instead of CoD Zombies.

Timmy: Can you play Zombies for once?

Retard: REEEEE ZOMBIES PRIVILEGE

by Bespeckled July 26, 2018