Matt Kuhl

Biggest Shlong 13+incher, anaconda downstairs, layed back chill mf, possible missing k9s, borderline anorexic, shy freak, lil maniac in bed. 1.3 mil tik tok wife. Mk hella chill bro count on dis mf make u laugh. mk bro best bro in da universe, D1 Demon

OMG MATT KUHL MAKES MY INSIDES HURT

by NJbroNaNaNa March 22, 2024

Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Matt-oan

🧢

Matt-oan is 🧢 and I am the GOAT.

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Matt Davies

A small boy, who is an adult but looks like a 12 year old. He likes girls, ping pong, rock climbing and pottery.

yo! is that Matt Davies!!??

by samsucio August 30, 2018

Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.

Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

Matt white

A fat wannabe gangster who jacks crip typically from NY upstate area

That’s such a Matt white

by Ogbobby2005 February 12, 2022

Matt Wallace

A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.

The politician was so horny will lay down for a good ole 'Matt Wallace'

by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022