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little red riding hood

An uncircumcised man boning a small red ginger.
“Did you see that little red riding hood video?”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”
by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019
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Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020
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A cute girl with a good attitude and a nice heart who want stop talking also short
the japanese girl reading this is short
by jesuUS69 June 1, 2022
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The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”
by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023
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