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Post-cereal material

Nelly had stomach cramps....she badly needed to get to the bowel bowl to release some post-cereal material.
by Zonal K September 27, 2019
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Post Nut Jitters

The moment when a man looks back at what he just nutted to and is so disgusted in himself it sends shocks down his back.
Bro yesterday I got the post nut jitters bad after nutting to shrek.
by BIGHAIRYLARY August 22, 2019
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Post-nut Feels

The feeling many get, it's not warm, it's not cold. It's not happy, it's not sad. It's the feeling of nothing you get after you nut. You may ask yourself, "Why did I do this? Why is this a substitute to my lack of romance? Why does this pleasure end with such dread? Masturbation for many is an escape for the lack of love they receive from others.

This very feeling destroys most, it's that feeling of hopelessness. You don't wanna do this, yet you do. You want out of here, yet you're trapped. We are all bound by this pleasure, yet we fail to break the shackles.
Dude don't talk to me right now... I'm having bad post-nut feels.
by FlowFi November 9, 2020
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Post Party Depression

The feeling of embarrassment and regret the day after a party.
The feeling of making a fool of yourself when you were drinking the night before even when you didn't do anything embarrassing.
Why are you so sad and distant every day after we all drink?

It's my post party depression.
by Nik-nak May 26, 2020
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Post-VR Dissonance

Post-VR Dissonance is a feeling users that are new to Virtual Reality devices often experience after using the console. Some feelings include feeling like you're remotely controlling yourself, a need to touch something to feel grounded, and possibly symptoms of Motion Sickness. After a few days the dissonance disappears and using VR and regular life become second nature. It is recommended to not use VR applications that use Joystick movement, high intensity games, or very long experiences in VR when one is new to the platform, as these can possibly worsen the effects of Post-VR Dissonance.
Clyde played a high intensity VR game the first day he used his headset, and felt Post-VR Dissonance because of it.
by M. D, VR Enthusiast August 16, 2020
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down the post office

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment
Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.
by Muffinman16 March 20, 2017
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post coma boner

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.
It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.
by Rutta11 June 22, 2016
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