an ugly lanky shit that has big eyes and lips and acts so prestige and thinks everyone likes her. a maria thinks shes all it and is a fake friend she may act loyal to you but she will say things behind your back.
by suckstuff March 8, 2019
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bob, i've got something to tell you. i'm 7 weeks mariachi and i think it's yours.
bob, i've got something to tell you. i'm 7 weeks mariachi and i think it's yours.
by listypoos November 9, 2004
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Very sad. However, if you get to know her, she is kind and doesn't share your secrets. She says a lot of curse words but is very loyal. She can act very depressive at times.
by Splendidbore31 October 15, 2018
Get the Maria Andrea mug.The MOST prettier girl on the Earth.You will be possesed with her.She loves Marcus&Martinus.They’re very handsome.The girl means everything to me.Without her i will be lost in wide forest.Thanks that you’r still here with me.I don’t wanna lose you my bby.❤️❤️
by YouDon’tKnowMe January 1, 2019
Get the Mariana mug.A young age woman who is 'cultural', but still white AF. Has two children before the age of 25, so she know's her shit and doesn't take shit. Make you take your shoes off in the house. Knows all the newest trends. Drives a Mazda. Marias will talk to the manager, the manager's manager, and if need be, the founder of the company. Will also tell you the truth, give you the most genuine compliments, and make you tea.
"Omg she wants to talk to the manager, but she's being nice... so I dunno if she's a Karen."
"It's cause she's a Maria."
"It's cause she's a Maria."
by aphrocat January 10, 2020
Get the Maria mug.A Maria will be so fun to be around. She laughs like no other, she will definitely make you smile ear to ear. Maria's can get crazy and are huge goofballs. Sometimes its hard to open up, but when she does you know that she really trusts you. Never let a maria down. Let a Maria be a Maria, they do what they want.
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Get the Maria mug.Lovely pretty girl, dark brown hair, deep nut brown eyes, the one and only “Heather”and the perfect description of “perfection”. A girl who has a day lightener personality that cheers you up whenever you’re not feeling fabulous, kinda crazy but in the best way, caring, funny, intelligent, friendly, great listener, unconditionally supporter who will love you no matter how stupid or crazy you are. She’s talented in every single way, amazing leader, writer... Basically the best friend you could ever ask for.
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