Lapilot12

Gamer twats that steal your killes are named this or something similar.

That guy is named Lapilot12!
He’ll probably steal my kills!

by Acedanger9 October 12, 2020

Laptopoop

When your laptop is so crappy, it's literally a piece of shit
When you are on the loo and you are using your laptop

Urgh ffs, I hate my laptopoop
I need to buy laptop because my current laptopoop is so annoying

by ifyouknowwhothisiscongrats October 12, 2020

Lapis

a girl who loves reptiles and nature, often a bully, very cute and amazing. sometimes a bit of a noob though

this lapis girl is cute

by crucifixion October 14, 2020

laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)

Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.

by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020

Lapjunk

Another name for a mans genitals. What you use to t-bag another person.

Did you hear about Chris? He knocked out Mary’s boyfriend at a party and then t-bagged him. His lapjunk was all over that dudes face.

by CWHarrison December 14, 2020

Lape

/lāp/
noun

the drawing of a puff of smoke from a water pipe or bong. Often with marijuana or hashish.

verb

smoke marijuana or hashish

“Take a lape off that bong and pass it”

by LA Lapers December 31, 2020

lapse into a Como

To become unresponsive due to a total obsession with oldies-singer Pierino Ronald.

It's also possible for someone to "lapse into a Como" from being obsessed with da controversial governor of New York, although in dat case you would have to add a "U" to da person's name.

by QuacksO March 4, 2021