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H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.
Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.
by Numme February 8, 2019
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l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning
Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022
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i need to B my L on someone's Ts

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.
by Peter Bretter May 2, 2010
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i need to B my L on someone's T's

I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...
by Donald Schwartz May 8, 2008
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loser bozo ratio meaning i got more likes than you therefor making your comment invalid stay mad because i got more likes than you nba youngboy is better than you
"you're so racist"
"nigga The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation L bozo + ratio + stay mad + yb better"
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kfjgdkghlk'hjdagtfd;gjk'PJ,l;lfgkldulk h;rk;zgtj

A random word that some tard put in out of severe boredom.
"hey look! a search bar im going to be a total fag and write this -kfjgdkghlk'hjdagtfd;gjk'PJ,l;lfgkldulk h;rk;zgtj-"
by Eye P. Freeley January 25, 2009
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This is the farthest reach of boredom, typing and going all-in with the double pillar technique. Congrats.
"Hey, what's your favorite word?"
"Banana."
"Mine's aqdeswfrdegtfrhygtjuhykijuloki;plo';p'zacdxsvfcdbgvfnhbgmjnh,kmj.l,k/;.l'/;'"
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