pimple jizz

the white shit that comes out of a pimple when popped

DAMN! i got pimple jizz on my nuts

pimple jizz by pimplejizz February 12, 2010

Oh Jizz! 

The word you say when you are surprised, and try to be funny to play off the fact that the supriser scared the crap out of you.

"Boo!"
"Oh Jizz!"
"Ha ha ha ha"

Oh Jizz! by The Red Cape April 12, 2011

blue dragon jizz 

Blue facepaint that stretches across the face, the nose being the midpoint

That does not look like facepaint dude, that's blue dragon jizz.

blue dragon jizz by jgsteroid50 January 20, 2011

Cerebral Jizz 

The pompous spew of an overeducated, self-righteous brainiac.

Dude, that quantum existential fartknocker is jacking some serious cerebral jizz.

Cerebral Jizz by Jahmingus June 10, 2010

Skittle jizz 

Is what you get when you soak a male part in a mixture of disolved skittles and water.For when the ejection comes it will taste like skittles.

Man and woman engage in sexual intercourse and the man ejects his seed in to the woman's mouth it taste like the rainbow."also known as skittle jizz."

Skittle jizz by moomooboyrainbows January 25, 2011

Chick Jizz

What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.

*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...

*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...

Chick Jizz by Awkwardturtlee September 7, 2011

Mouth Jizz 

When eating something very good, saliva spews out of your mouth.

Wow the pizza was so good my mouth jizzed for a second!

Mouth Jizz by PanisCupcake February 24, 2014