petechiae faced

Commonly found coexisting with hangovers.

Little red dots on your face the day after throwing up from being drunk.

Also spelt as patiki

Dude that girl is totally petechiae faced. She got so fucked up last night.

by Anonymousb-tit January 24, 2009

Two faced snake

A two faced snake is a person that is like a best friend to you when no one else is around but when with their friends they act.

Fred: Ill meet you at the bus stop.

Joe: Okay I'll bring tom.

Fred: Don't bring Tom, it can be just us.

Joe: If you say so Fred don't be a two faced snake again please.

~at the bus stop

Joe: Didnt you say not to bring anyone?

Fred: Bro who are you stop talking to me lmao embarrassment.

by SnakeKid July 3, 2016

shit-faced

a term for saying someone looks like there on drugs. They can also look like they have been shut down by the uglyest girl in school. Often used by fathers who just sit around the house and drink beer.

You look pretty shit faced this morning, must have been the crack.

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

Open-faced Sandwich

An open-faced sandwich is when you fart while wearing no pants, boxers, or underwear, so being bare, naked, or nude, and you can smell it from a far distance away, like from another room.

I made an open-faced sandwich, and my brother screamed when he smelled it in the other room.

by TannerChap July 9, 2010

faced

(esp.) to be faced
Originating from Dean, to be faced is an act of embarassment like no other. One's face is pushed into the snow, and thoroughly pushed into the wet mix of snow.
A variation is when the victim recieves a hand covering their face, and that hand then moves all over the face, causing pain in the nose, eyes, and even mouth.

When I disrpected Dean, he got angry and faced me really bad.

by Dean's Turf March 7, 2005

weasel-faced

To get drunk, hammered, shit-faced.

I want to get weasel-faced.

by BikeShopMike January 16, 2008

Bone faced

Having tattooed or painted ones face to resemble a skull. Often done by hard core punks and sometimes people celebrating dia de los muertos "day of the dead"

"dude did you see jimmy at boomer's place?" "aw ya man he was rocking the bone face!" "on dia de los muertos it is often custom to get bone faced for the parties."

by lelise April 13, 2010