Boner Howitzer

The Boner Howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in Kentucky. Its origins can be traced to a combination of Jewish-based hilarity and Penis-based comedy. The two came together to form the "Boner Howitzer". Typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

This term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus ejaculating upon itself at extremely high speeds.

Guy 1: "BONER HOWITZER!"
Guy 2: "WTF?"
Guy 1: *chuckle chuckle*

by Bhowitzer69 April 29, 2009

Throw a Boner

When you inadvertently admit your own incompetence.

I don't want to throw a boner during my speech, like Kristin routinely does as a supervisor.

by Almost Outsourced August 18, 2008

human boner

Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.

There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.

by thefutureofamerica June 5, 2017

Boner Bow

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.

by eatmorchickn March 30, 2014

Evil Boner

A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the awkward boner.

I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.

by CakeBadger April 10, 2016

Boner muncher

1. One who munches on the erected penis of a male.
2. A complete goof

1. Dude! Last night Brandy was totally being a boner muncher!
2. Haha, Dilbert and Rodger are such boner munchers.

by broosk February 8, 2015

boner narcalepsy

a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.

So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!

by Vendetta Fist September 19, 2017