Brain Boner

When you are talking and then have a random smart moment.

"Your mom just had a brain boner about robotics"

by Expression of happiness July 22, 2014

Throw a Boner

When you inadvertently admit your own incompetence.

I don't want to throw a boner during my speech, like Kristin routinely does as a supervisor.

by Almost Outsourced August 18, 2008

Strict Boner

Real talk, true speak, factual information.

"Yo Eli, I just cheated on my girlfriend haha...

Wait lmao really Josh?
Yeah bro.. strict boner!"

by pippy444 February 19, 2022

Titty Boner

When you're nipples are fully erect.

"Honey are you cold you have titty boners".

by Bruce McAlister March 22, 2017

horror boner

when you're scared but also turned on by a situation.

dude i just found my friends moms nipple clamps, ive got such a horror boner!

by BILLIIIEIIEIEIEIEI May 25, 2016

Pwner Boner

A massive over-powered video game melee weapon that resembles male genitals.

Look at this noob, he's using the pwner boner (energy sword), and hasn't gotten a single kill!

by IEatSJWsForBreakfast April 15, 2015

outrage boner

A condition where feeling angry or upset is manufactured for the purposes of self gratification.

The man’s veiny outrage boner throbbed anytime they felt the upset about a contentious situation that they went out of their way to put themselves in.

by possiblyben February 23, 2019