uncle boner

An uncle boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 40 - 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.

Gross, look at that uncle boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least double her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.

by BorisSDT August 27, 2011

Throw a Boner

When you inadvertently admit your own incompetence.

I don't want to throw a boner during my speech, like Kristin routinely does as a supervisor.

by Almost Outsourced August 18, 2008

dorm-boner

an erection caused by co-ed dorms, usually the co-ed bathrooms.

"I had just tamed my wake-up boner, when SHE walked in,

and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.

"What'd you do?"

"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."

by Steed Dropout September 15, 2012

brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018

win boner

Having a powerful erection upon succeeding in something one passionately wants to.

After I beat my roomate in a thrilling triple overtime game of madden, I experienced quite a throbbing and persistent win boner.

by #winn November 3, 2011

Boner Resistant

Someone who is exceedingly ugly or repulsive that you can't possibly be attracted to them. Turning off the lights won't even help this person.

Dude, this chick I saw last night at the club was so ugly, she was boner resistant!

by 1812marine May 27, 2016

turtle boner

A short dude who likes to go for taller chicks that are way out of his league.

Wow, did you hear that Luke started dating Sarah. What a turtle boner.

by Dik chez October 14, 2018