love boat

On a nice Friday Evening, one may choose to indulge themselves in a nice love boat. This is where you go to the graveyard and dig up the bodies of 1000 dead women. You should then continue to chop up their bodies and make a raft out of their intestines which you will use to float down a river of their blood and other bodily fluids. You will then have sex with each and every one of their eye sockets while eating their gall bladders. As defined by Holmes.

Hey babe, you up for a love boat tonight?

by Elmo McCheese July 16, 2008

BFOT

Big Fat Oprah Tits

1. Large Breasts

2. Something that has occured which is really good.

1. Damn she has some Big Fat Oprah Tits.

2. That is Big Fat Oprah Tits right there.

by Dan G October 18, 2004

Swiff boat

1. What John Kerry fled from his fellow soldiers in.
2. What happens when you pull a John Kerry all over a girls face!

That bitch swallowed all of my Swiff boat.

by Big J September 5, 2004

fresh off da boat

refering to a black person who does whatever a white person tells them to do. sometimes concidered a "slave".

Look at dat nigga ova there cuttin' whitey's lawn. Dat nigga is fresh off da boat.

by J-Masta November 9, 2008

rowing the boat

slang for having sex

Nate and Rebecca were always rowing the boat

by matt April 1, 2004

bloat

1) Bloat is a commonly used phrase in north-west England to describe weed or cocaine. (It can also be used for other drugs but this is less common)
2) Bloat is sometimes used as a replacement for any word within a persons sentence.

1) Guy 1: "I'm getting some bloat at the weekend."

Guy 2: "Get me on that!"

2) Guy 1: "I'm tired as bloat after working with that new customer all day."

Guy 2: "Yeah I know what you mean, he was a right dick."

by Japanese Fingered Trap March 29, 2017

Boat Race

When your smoking weed and you pass around a J and hold it in and the first one that coughs loses.

"dog wanna do a boat race"
"sure man"

by stone vibe February 19, 2019