bearded alice

A swamp-like creature, displaced from its natural habitat, dressed to blend in yet somehow not quite hitting the mark.

Frank: Has anyone seen Mark, looks like a bit of a bearded alice?
Keith: Yeah he was in the canteen a few minutes ago, nesting amongst the lasagne.

by Sharon_OzzHorn March 7, 2016

Heil's Beard

a type of moss, also known as horse-hair moss or old mans beard. If it is on a person it is your beard that grows insanely fast and connects with your chest hair.

Look at that guy he has a Heil's Beard!, look at that heil's beard growing on that tree!

by MiltownHSchool July 8, 2011

Grey Beard

This term is used for people who have more than 3 years and less than 8 years of experience to be known as a White Beard

"our Brown Beard is now a Grey Beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

The Doug Beard

That weird beard thats only on the sides

A Guy: what is that beard!!!

Doug: Its the style MANNNNNNNN! The Doug Beard

by Zeusa_boi January 13, 2021

Beard Tings

Term for the best beardcare products you can use on your beard.

Beard Tings are typically Beard Oils, Beard Butters, Beard Balms, Beard Wash, Moustache Wax, Beard Combs, Beard Brushes

Hey bro, give me a go on those Beard Tings!

by Beard Tings November 24, 2021

beard banana

A phrase that the popular youtuber Thegamingterroriser cannot understand and constantly has him triggered when encountered. Aside from it being two words that are fun to say together, it is simply a phrase that was randomly thought up.
The general imagery created at the phrase is either a banana with a beard or someone wearing a beard made of bananas.

I walked down the street wearing and holding a beard banana.

by Tahaku December 1, 2016

Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017