teat jurk 

1. When a small baby is being breast fed and the baby makes the choice of throwing up and pulling the womans teat.

2.An extreamly annoying sexist person.

3.A very hard nipple cripple

That little shit gave me a Teat Jurk.

Sexist person: i fucking hate women.
Woman: you teat jurk.

Dave gave me a bloody teat jurk last week.

teat jurk by Robbie earle February 15, 2007

teat

a name used to refer to another person and is only used amongst an exclusive group of people who are memos...cool memos!

J: yo teat!
R: yo, yo...what is up my teat!
(the two exchange a highly complicated handshake)
J: i'm just chillax-a-lackin'...how about you?
R: nothing much, im getting ready to get mooed up for the night. hey, wanna grab some milk with me?
J: on snap teat!
R: holleration!

teat by teatmakerupper May 14, 2005

Treats 

Food that one splurges on that is a specialty item that would not have been eaten in a daily routine of one's daily meals.

1) Today I passed by Little Italy and helped myself to some treats as I got fried oreo's and zeppoli's.

2) I will be rembered for a lifetime as I was outside of Cold Stone and smashed some kids treat into his face.

Treats by GittyTy November 6, 2008

Teat Party 

A group of so-called liberal and/or progressive people (often referred to as the Democratic Party) that believe the many should have the right to dictate to the few especially in areas of social wellness. Members often find excuses for or blame others for troubles/difficulties in their life. Members' sense of entitlement varies, but is always present and often intense.

My neighbor, a member of the Teat Party, was whining again the other day.

Teat Party by whateverwhatever March 4, 2010

Dance Theatre Studio 

A good place to go to get banged by hot, flexible dancers with strong legs who moan with much emotion.

AKA Katie

Let's all go to the Dance Theatre Studio, they're begging for cocks there. Especially Katie.

Dance Theatre Studio by lovestobangdancers April 3, 2003

pre-game theatre (tay-aht) 

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.

I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.

pre-game theatre (tay-aht) by Smitty February 25, 2003

royal treatment 

(n.) the "royal treatment" describes a sexual encounter in which one man is being fellated by two or more women, esp. if the women are kissing one another while tonguing the member.

Holy shit, those two girls I brought home gave me the royal treatment last night!

royal treatment by Chagrin94 September 6, 2005