Smarticle

(adj) Describing someone/something being smart, smart in nature. Ironically uses incorrect grammar. Usually used in an informal or joking fashion

"The girl read her smarticle answer outloud to the class."
"That was quite a smarticle maneuver, he thought."

by Matchless May 22, 2007

smartass

a person who persistanly uses sarcasm as a means of communication.

"Leanne is so funny, she's just a big smartass"

by Leanne March 19, 2003

smarts

The term that is yelled out when pain is distributed to him or herself. Usually regarding hair that is forcefully removed.

Someone has theyre chest hair pulled out...."man, thats smarts!"

by stonecutter510 October 16, 2005

Shart

The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).

"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."

by Antoine December 14, 2004

smarticles

smart particles - how smart you are...

i have heaps of smarticles.

by bridgy01 November 14, 2007

smartassness

The act of being a smart ass

people read into your smartassness and take it for more then it is worth

by Aims318 April 11, 2005

Smarterchild

A stupid MSN bot that won't help in a situation such as being kidnapped

TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What was that?
TTTrueCoppa says:
AM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP ME BISH
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ME stands for Maine.

Do you want more information about Maine?
TTTrueCoppa says:
OMG
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
TTTrueCoppa says:
IM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

by TrueCoppa January 16, 2009