Megan

She's just.. well.. an amazing person. She's an awesome friend, and if you get her as a girlfriend, you damn well better keep her! If you get her as both a bestfriend and a girlfriend, well, you're extremely lucky! She's an absolute dork, and knows how to make someone smile. She may have troubles expressing his negative emotions at times- mainly sadness- but you can tell when she's down. If she is, help cheer her up! She'll be thankful that you helped her and lifted her spirits. She's extremely committed to who she loves, and what she loves. She'll make sure to at least sneak in some time to be with what she loves the most(Guitar, cars, music, lover, etc).

As a Girlfriend, she will make sure that you know that she loves you almost every time you talk with her, which is just an adorable plus. You can trust her with anything. Of course, she may complement you back to try and get you to blush, but that's how you know she adores you and loves you. She loves to give her lover warm, genuine, comforting hugs that make you feel safe and protected. She absolutely LOVES to snuggle on the couch, or wherever is comfortable at the time! A very protective, loving, and caring girl indeed. If you see her, make sure to call her "Old-school Green Bean Casserole".

Long story short.. If you ever meet an Megan, keep her! Whether it's as a friend, or a lover. If it's a lover.. stay with her. She's the best person to ever exist. And, if she ever asks you to marry her, say yes! I know I would!

C: Oh did you see Megan?

A: Yeah she is an amazing friend. You should meet her!

C: Okay, If you say so.

by Aqua07 December 23, 2022

Meghanitup

1. (Verb) An extreme exaggeration of facts.

She told me a story, I told her she was meghanitup.

by DillyDilly05 January 16, 2023

Meghannladon

A girl named Meghann who is practically impossible to wake up. Almost like fighting a great white shark in the ocean. Possibly have your head bitten off

Girl practically bite my head off like a meghannladon when I tried waking her up this morning

by Ntanner71 February 13, 2023

Megan

A person who is secretly megamind but has a bigger heart then forehead, they're amazing in every way and put others before themselves, they stand up for you when you can't stand up for yourself and they show you things you wouldn't be able to seek on your own

Person1: have you seen Megan?

Person2: yeah! They went that way
Person1: thanks!

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023

Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Megane

The most funny, intelligent, beautiful girl you'll ever find. If you ever meet her, don't let her go. She's is so caring, you'll feel like you don't deserve her. She always tries to cheer you up when you feel blue, and she'll always make sure you're okay. Her love language is giving, she loves giving you gifts and always remind you how much she loves you, cause you mean the world to her. She always wants to listen to music with you and never stops talking about Han Jisung. You'll never feel judged, you'll feel safe. Megane feels like home. Never take her for granted.

"Megane is so funny, I have difficulties breathing when we laugh together"

"Megane is literally the best friend you'll ever get"

by L0ul0u March 9, 2023

Megan Fox

Obviously Megan Fox with a dick. That is obviously the correct answer.

Hym "How is it not just Megan Fox with a dick though? I mean, we all know I'd prefer Christina Ricci but... You know, the choice is obvious... Well... No. No, actually we're still going Megan Fox just to spite my cousin for being a bitch."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023