bo jackson

(verb): To break something, i.e. in the way that Bo Jackson would break bats over his knee or over his shoulders. The term can be used to describe the act of intentionally breaking things as well as accidentally breaking something. Other forms: bo jacksoned (past tense), bo jacksoning (present continuous tense).

bo jacksoned (adjective): broken

"If you don't knock it off with that annoying saxophone, I'm gonna bo jackson it."

"What do you mean you didn't do it? Dude, I stood there and WATCHED YOU bo jackson every piece of my stemware!"

"Yo, which one of you clowns bo jacksoned my coffee pot and didn't tell me? There's coffee ALL OVER the place!"

"When she cheated on him, it really bo jacksoned his self-esteem."

"I need to get a new umbrella. This one is bo jacksoned from the wind."

bo jackson by Hat W. March 6, 2008

Jacksnap 

noun. A person who is a jackass and subconsciously knows that they are acting in that manner!

Look at that man over there yelling! What a Jacksnap!

Jacksnap by mystical_luna13 September 12, 2009

apple jack defense 

The apple jack defense is responding to a question with "it just is".

"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."

apple jack defense by zee July 9, 2006

hungry jack 

1. Similar to the muffin top the Hungry Jack effect occurs when a person, usually female wears clothes that obviously fit a starving Indonesian orphan. The result is a large lump of fat hanging precariously over the clothing. This phenomenon is called a Hungry Jack because the fat explosion resembles a pack of half-opened biscuits. Both fat/dough are trying to escape their containers with no prevail. Hungry Jacks of world: please cover up your mounds of excess flesh. Unless your aim is to frighten small children and large dogs, you serve no purpose.

Dumb Girl: OMG I weigh 200 lbs but no one can tell in my size 0 pants from Abercrombie!

Smart Girl (aka me): Actually you look like a busted can of Hungry Jack biscuits lard ass. It's called treadmill. Use it!

hungry jack by Rae Rae June 29, 2006

Jack Sack 

A type of manbag, but far more cool! Used by Jack Bauer of 24 to carry his awesome and unlimited arsenal of weapons to take on the terrorists that threaten the US

Jack: Dude, that manbag is so lame, you need to get yourself a Jack Sack

Tony: Copy that

Jack Sack by Paulstudy March 27, 2010

Billy Jack 

A film released in the 70's that contains the greatest dialogue and fight scene in the history of cinema.

Billy Jack: "I’m going to take my right foot, and I’m going to whomp you on that (pointing to the left) side of your face, and you know something? There’s not a damn thing you’re going to be able to do about it."

Villain: "(sarcastically) Really?"

Billy Jack: "(light heartedly) Really."

Billy Jack proceeds to kick the chubby man on the left side of his face, knocking him to the ground.

Billy Jack by Sooshy April 14, 2007

jack white 

a reasonably disgusting cocktail composed of a shot each of jack daniel's whiskey and malibu rum. named after the white stripes frontman, who deserves better.

dude i'm not carrying him out if he drinks anymore of those jack whites

jack white by irish ed March 28, 2008