Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is an incredibly underrated person, not the Hawiian singer. Known from vine as "Jack and Jack" he is an uprising artist who is going to make it big one day.

Do you know who Jack Johnson is?
Nah you mean Jack Gilinsky.

by hellothereimnormal September 22, 2015

jacking a deuce

The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.

Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.

by Vince Perry May 22, 2005

Jack Bauer

Verb.

To save the United States from going to war with three Middle Eastern Countries only hours after you flat-line and were revived by a clinic OD.

I Jack Bauered your ass!

Kim Jack Bauered that mountain lion upon encountering it in the woods.

by AbbyErGr April 28, 2005

Swag Jack

To steal another persons swagger. To not be original in style.

Yo all you do is copy. Stop trying to swag jack me.

by gjkgjrioeg345 April 13, 2010

Jack West

Jack West is a 17 year singer-songwriter guitarist from Victor NY. He is most well known for singing with Eddie Vedder at the Pilgrimage Festival in Nashville in front of 30,000 at age 12. As well as his pop song “The Last Arcade” which has tens of thousands of streams, along with his energetic shows he puts on all around the country. Notable shows include opening for Logic , Pharrell , Neil Young , and Imagine Dragons at The Bottle Rock festival in 2019 . Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles , The Bowery Electric in New York City , along with my famous rock clubs and festivals .

We got home late from the Jack West show in Seattle.

by rhcpfanclub November 23, 2021

Jack Port

Holy Fuck. I see a Jack Port and bust a nut. He is the thiccest, sexiest, best looking make around. If you are not gay, you will becum gay looking at him.

Man: "Jack Port"
*Both Men Die from jizzing too much*

by Royal Writer June 1, 2018

Jack Stack

A collection of pornographic magazines, typically located in the bathroom or bedroom that is used to visually aid the jacking off or masturbation process. This collection of magazines usually includes periodicals such as; Jugs, Beaver, Ass Jacks, Hustler, etc.

Wayne: Dude, you see the Jack Stack in Bruce's bathroom? Wow, impressive!

Frank: Yeah man, that was killer! I had to open them up and rub one off when I was at his house last week!

by Techsan93 December 9, 2008