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ghetto snowboard

A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.
Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.
by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018
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[ghetto] [sledge]

An everyday object, especially with humourous connotations and acquired at no cost, that can be used over snow as a sledge Wheelie bin lids and motorway barriers are said to be popular choices.
My ultimate ghetto sledge was a freshly pulled down For Sale sign....
by pinkfoot February 2, 2009
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ghetto payraise

When a welfare queen squirts out yet another society-burdening offspring and consequently gets an increase in welfare, food stamps, and housing.
"Yo. you hear Latifa gettin' another ghetto payraise? Naw, she don't know who da daddy is..."
by Lao Zoot June 3, 2016
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Ghetto Hiccup

A noise a person makes when sucking their tongue to the roof of their mouth, then while releasing they make a loud "Pop" noise with their lips!
"insert Ghetto Hiccup noise" Girl they got remy hair for $5.99!
by Elion Johns July 23, 2013
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ghetto fart

The most ranky, danky, stankiest of farts. Produced by pure nigga energy leavin the body (as fuck) and producing a smell of which would make even the strongest of men fall.
Ayo pierre you smell sumn

DAMN CUH THATS A GHETTO FART.
by BigBitchard October 14, 2020
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Ghetto Raider

Someone of middle class origin who seeks to (do their part) by working in the education sector in the most impoverished urban areas. Due to their own personal irresponsibility they often fail to maintain this employment and have to return to their middle class environment. The experience often becomes "noble work" fodder on the ghetto raiders resume when they return to the job market.
The boss should probably hire Willy as the new supervisor...He's been here for years...but I imagine they'll bring in another ghetto raider who will be gone in a year.
by tskochanski December 9, 2008
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ghetto tennis

A Painful Game where both people armwrestle but also at the same time dig their nails into the other person's hand while trying to win. Sometimes can leave to piercing of the skin and may be bloody and gruesome.
Ghetto Tennis is something you do not fucking say
by 2Lazy2GaveAF$&K April 26, 2017
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