stuck condom

Condom get stuck

Oh no, I stuck condom

by Shrekjuice69 June 25, 2023

Human condom

A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers

The human condom just beat a flying dragon

by Bryan._.fash October 7, 2023

vape condom

Cupping your palm over a vape tip to hit it so you wont catch STDs

Degen 1: no way you hit some random’s vape just like that bro
Degen 2: wym, I used my vape condom

by queefsmellLover December 21, 2023

kfc condom

When you take chicken skin and wrap it around duck as a makeshift condom and have rough anal sex

I fucked a kfc cashier with the kfc condom

by Enzobenzomenzo December 22, 2023

Non-concordant

Did I really!?

Hym "You know, I googled 'Inconcordant' and it gave me 'Non-concordant' and I'm like 'Ew, that doesn't sound as good...' so I've just been switching to 'inconsistent.' But I must have not switched the first time. So, just know, that if you've seen me use the word 'inconsistent' since then I've been thinking 'Inconcordant' and then I'm like 'Oh wait, it's supposed to non-concordant...' and them I'm defaulting back to inconsistent. Which one was it? Was it 'Inconcordant with virtue?' Bah... Whatever..."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2023

communal condom

The communal condom is a singular condom that has been used and passed around a group of individuals for a portion of time.

You need to get the Communal Condom from Jeremy so you don't get your girlfriend pregnant tonight.

by Fregley Heffley March 14, 2024

Asian condom

What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets

"Yo, Yam can you hand over the asian condom? These noodles lack flavour"

by TheGuyNextPlanet March 17, 2024