Child fucker

Your uncle/male pe teacher

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Child

The detention of a child is tommyinnit now someone get him his apple juice in his sippy cup

“I just watched a child’s stream”

by What do I put here April 6, 2021

Game Child

A bootleg of the Game Boy. It is most famous for being reviewed by ashens. The games are so boring they’re not worth talking about.

Ashens: Quest For The Game Child was the only good Youtuber movie. The other ones were shit.

by not a normal man December 16, 2024

Sprinkle Child

People under the age of 30 that have five or more nationalities. When plural it’s spoken as sprinkle childs.

“Don’t worry we’re Sprinkle Childs, we have the pass”
-a fellow Sprinkle Child

by Rikukun January 20, 2020

Child

An evil being found playing video games in their bedroom till three Am, ranging from games like Fortnite :-( to Minecraft B-) Sometimes referred to as "little sh** heads", and won't respond to you unless you mention Oreos.

Bruh this child is hacking in hypixel like who does that.
You absolute child. Playing Fortnite, imagine lol.

by Honkityy March 29, 2021

YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so

A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.

Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Child support

When the mother asks father for breaking during sex and he’s says no resulting in pain in vagina and also a baby! Therefore due to the mother pain during sex plus also having to experience hard labor during birth results in child support where father pays the mother

“Ahhh baby give me a break”

“No girl take this dick”

“Okay I guess child support”

by Bigpapababy April 5, 2021