The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
Get the Crotch puppiesmug. When a male purposely adjusts his crotch in order to achieve the maximum amount of profile bulge required to initiate mating rituals with a female.
It’s embarrassing going to the pool with Chad because he keeps crotch fluffing just before he walks up to hot girls sitting at the edge of the pool.
by 8pablodiablo0 December 3, 2020
Get the crotch fluffmug. by Del Taco Lord August 30, 2019
Get the Crotch Cropmug. by babybrd December 9, 2010
Get the crotch divermug. 1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
by phroot February 3, 2014
Get the Crotch Beermug. Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018
Get the crotch cricketmug. by D-Miller June 11, 2008
Get the Crimson crotchmug.