brown carpet 

A bathroom act performed by a female, in which she wipes her feces from back to front. It leaves a particularily foul odour -- or flavour if you were in a rush -- that grinds oral sex to a halt.

"I must have pissed her off, because she gave me the brown carpet treatment last night."

"That chick I went home with last night was kinda gross. I could ignore the other stuff, but the brown carpet was the final straw."

brown carpet by RNunweiler November 6, 2007

brown finger 

a male who likes sticking his finger up someones asshole. a brown finger can also be caused by holding shat whilst you eat it.
brownfingers tend to be hobo's or street tramps
the ultimate brown finger is a person who's name end's with brown/e

who's that trampish guy over ther
-oh that's rory
he's a right brown finger

brown finger by shwatter May 15, 2008

brown guitar 

the act of fisting ones asshole and then once your inserted you flick the nipples and move your fingers around as if your were playing a guitar

bobby was giving renee brown guitar lessons last night

brown guitar by iloveplayingthepinkguitar December 28, 2009

Brown Curtsy 

The curtsy/bow one does instantly when walking into a men's room to check to see if anyone is in the bathroom stalls by getting a view of their feet. It is typically done in one fluid motion after opening the door in order to allow a swift unbroken exit in a marine-like pivot should the stalls be occupied.

To the untrained observer and anyone unexpectedly walking towards you (often from the urinals) it appear as if you are bowing to the stalls to show respect.

I grabbed the paper to hit the number one stall but I had to abort after the brown curtsy.

Brown Curtsy by DrSmooth February 17, 2010

Brown Town 

The best place you can be in Stafford County.

Yo, you trynna hit up Brown Town this weekend?

Brown Town by Lil Jeeeezy November 16, 2011

brown wings

the act of receiving or giving butt sex, anal, getting down in the brown, or playing in the mud. people who frequent these acts earn what is called frequent flyer miles, this pertains to anyone who has done the dirty in the dirty more than once.

Guy: "hey babe can we get our brown wings on tonight?"

Girlfriend: "dang boy keep it up you will have enough frequent flyer miles you can get one for free."

brown wings by Juden J May 10, 2011

Brown Pants 

Clothing worn to hide the fact that the shit will likely be scared out of you.

Ship is sailing the oceans.

A pirate ship appears on the horizon. The captain says "Men, bring me my red shirt!" The first mate fetches the shirt and the captain successfully leads an attack on the pirates that sinks their ship.

One of the sailors asked the captain "Why do you wear a red shirt in battle?" The captain responded "because if I am wounded, you will not see blood and will continue to fight as if nothing is amiss." The crew was astounded at the bravery of the captain.

Later, twenty pirate ships appeared on the horizon. The men looked to the captain, waiting for the request that brought everyone so much strength. The captain looked at the horizon and said, "Men, bring me my brown pants!"

Brown Pants by GloriaB September 23, 2006