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Wingnut Welfare Queen 

Popularized by the blog Sadly, No, the term "Wingnut Welfare Queen" refers not to a poor person, but to a low-talent, self-appointed pundit of the right, male or female, of the type who have become prominent in large patches of media, Washington D.C. think tanks and the Republican Party, and who depend on some mix of right-wing money, praise or contacts to boost and further their careers. Putting the "wingnut" in Wingnut Welfare Queen means the media figure will be not just predictably or reliably conservative or ultra-conservative, but doggedly and irrationally so.

Many Wingnut Welfare Queens style themselves "Populists"; nonetheless, some some appear to take relish in the abrasiveness and ad hominem quality of their attacks on individuals they perceive as not necessarily contrary in ideology, but lacking in fervor.

A Wingnut Welfare Queen's natural adversaries inhabit the best-recompensed strata of left-wing academia and the leftmost edge of the Democratic Party, with some holdouts on the op-ed pages of liberal metropolitan daily newspapers; they are the upper-tier of the class called Poverty Pimp (q.v.), code-word "Progressive."
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"What I dislike most of all is not her meretriciousness or meanness, but the way she acts as though she were God's Gift to American politics."

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"Yep. Follow her career and you'll see how a gossipy media princess with a right-wing tilt became a full-blown wingnut welfare queen."

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Silver wings

In the wings system of sexual experiences, having sex with an OAP
"I went down the old peoples home last night to try and get my silver wings."
Silver wings by Pheelip December 26, 2005
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1. A fantastical, magical, whimsical name of a game involving donuets, birds, and unitards;
2. Wingdinko is a game of throwing donuets at hungry donuet-loving birds. Rule one is to get your standard issue wingdinko full body unitard. Rule two is to get some standard issue wingdinko entenmann's chocolate frosted donuets. Rule three states you must get some shitty birds that like donuets. Rule four requires players to throw donuets at the birds. There are bonus points for ringing the donuet on the bird's beak.
3. an excellent name for your stupid grizzly bear of a brother.
"To play Wingdinko you need to have your standard black wingdinko unitard."

"If you're playing Wingdinko, the third rule is to find hungry birds."

"Emmett sure is a real Wingdinko, isn't he Jaspar?"

"Edwurdz and Jaspar are exceptionally good at playing Wingdinko."

wingman magnet 

an ugly girl who automatically attracts the wingman because she is the ugliest of the group.
Oh no, look it's Fat Mabel the wingman magnet. umm yeah, you're taking care of her while i get face time with any other monster that weighs less than 2,000 lbs.
wingman magnet by d.d. Pablo 2 February 10, 2010

Wingcouple

An established couple who joins a friend in an activity with a potential love interest because he fears the awkwardness of being alone with his new date.
Frank asked Trish and John to be his Wingcouple so that he could feel confident asking Beth out to see a movie.

Cheesy Wingbam 

To cheese somebodies wing with a loud bam, also used to define the banging of a cock
You just cheesed my wing with a loud bam, you gave me a cheesy wingbam!!!
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How about a cheesy wingbam *winkwink*
Cheesy Wingbam by MongooseTM June 14, 2008

Sloppy Wings 

Good ass wings from Soldato's Pizzeria. Mix in some wing sauce and blue cheese dressing and you have the most delicious wings of your life. Kind of spicy. You will jizz yourself upon partaking them.
Friend 1: What should we order for game night? It has to be something everyone will eat.
Friend 2: SLOPPY WINGS!
Friend 1: Those are thebomb.com
Sloppy Wings by cooler709 May 27, 2009