Teter Twat 

A pedophile who specifically rapes little girls and is only interested in vaginas!

Dude that guy Jim!! i think hes a teter twat

Teter Twat by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Whisky Twat

When having sex with a woman/girl and her poon dries up because she has had too much to drink but is still coherant causing you to have to reach for substitute forms of lubrication.

Dude!! Me and Sally split a bottle of Jack Daniels and romped so long she got Whisky Twat and I had to use my spit to finish her off....

Whisky Twat by Pjrpoacher August 27, 2009

Uber twat 

Someone who is a SUPER twat basically.

Guy 1: Hey you know what he said to me yesterday?

Guy 2: What!?

Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!

Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat

Uber twat by Ladiishox October 25, 2009

clobber twat

someone who is acting like a big vagina

jordan was acting like such a clobber twat last night!

clobber twat by abcdabcdabcd December 6, 2009

Tissue Twat 

When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.

"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"

"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"

Tissue Twat by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012

crimson twat stamp

The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.

Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.

By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.

see also: murder scene

Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.

crimson twat stamp by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 24, 2008

Twitter Twat 

A person who tweets far too often

That bitch is on twitter all day, what a twitter twat.

Twitter Twat by SUEEEEE4UUUUUUU July 7, 2009