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Thunder Junction

A place where you take someones mother to have sex and then brag about it. The sex is normally rather violent and degrading. One would consider asking a close friends mother to go with them in order to publicly humiliate them in front of mutual friends
Person1: Hey guys, did you hear about me taking Billy Bob's mom to thunder junction last night?
Person2&3...: Ohhh no way!!

Person1: Yeah I pounded it until I gave her hip dysplasia.
by RamblingJoeBiden January 26, 2018
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Thunder punch

When you are getting a blowjob and you bust and she swallows it so you thunder punch her in the gut so it comes back up.
Last night my girl blew me and swallowed . And said it did not taste good so I thunder punched so she can taste it again
by Youzbtrollin May 27, 2018
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Thunder Cunt

A word mean massive cunt. Cunt being either a term like ass or jerk
What the hell man you’re being such a thunder cunt
by The Thot Destroyer May 29, 2018
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Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.
I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.
by DOGMAD June 28, 2018
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Thunderbilly

That bitch is a dirty old thunderbilly.
by Scbasteve101 July 2, 2018
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Thunder cunt

A woman who is a two-faced, backstabbing, hoe, that has no feelings for anyone but wants any type of attention even if they have to pretend to kill them selves to get it.
"God shes such a thunder cunt!"
by Nottoday41 July 31, 2018
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