Monkey Ninja 

An assistant to a ninja often assisting him in his ninja ways. Knows kool ninja monkey moves.

List of Moves

Flying Monkey Kick

Iron Monkey Fist of Japan

Bronze Tail whip

Totally Kool High Monkey Kick.

Monkey ninja, ATTACK!

Monkey Ninja by Tito Cachamilio July 28, 2007

Monkey Piss 

Any alchohol originating from Mexico.

Are you gay? I'd rather drink Old Style then drink that monkey piss.

Monkey Piss by ACZxxx December 28, 2010

Monkey Bullets 

This occurs when you touch all four of your fingers against your thumb, then stick finger-formation in your anal; gathering feces on all fingers. Once collected on fingers, flick on recipient's face in a bogey-flicking like manner. This causes the effect of flying scattered bullets.

Brandon: Mason was talking a lot of shit the other day, so I prepared an arsenal of monkey bullets. When he was wondering what I was doing, I quickly fired Monkey Bullets in his face and said ''Have your shit back!''

Monkey Bullets by Hayden Trudgill March 24, 2008

Monkey Boobs 

A Girl with Monkey Looking Boobs

Hey Babe, You have monkey boobs.

Monkey Boobs by K2theb24 February 12, 2009

monkey function 

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

monkey function by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

monkey fisted

Act of being shafted, ripped off, screwed over.

I got $10 for a days work, I've been monkey fisted.

monkey fisted by Phil Archer September 19, 2007

monkey poop 

some kinda person who smells really bad or a monkey pooping

u smell like monkey poop

monkey poop by eric woods January 19, 2008