floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text

'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'

by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013

floathe

The most extreme level of hatred for someone or something; shortened form of "fucking loathe"

I floathe Justin Bieber

by Mystic Liver November 30, 2013

floating nipple

A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.

A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.

by Nipple doc January 26, 2014

flaptism

Flat baptism. A party to celebrate the mass baptism of an entire flat group of students.

"Wow, Jimmy's flaptism sure was a heap of fun the other night!"

by jimsparty January 27, 2014

floating a brain

One "floats a brain" by pulling your testicles out of the fly hole of your pants and proceed about your normal business without acknowledging the exposed genitals. This is typically done in bars or at parties.

I floated a brain at the party last weekend. I will be floating a brain this evening at the social function.

by bigEC July 19, 2014

floating pallet

Pissing in a mans asshole until filled then shitting in said asshole to the poop looks like a little floating pallet in the water. Originally an act committed by the French and their transgender lovers

My bf wouldn't the floating pallet thing with me so I broke up with him.

by Anglomachican August 2, 2014

flootling

Wandering about, contemplating the complexities of life whilst wishing for a jelly donut.

I was a normal cabin boy, aimlessly flootling about the ship deck, averting my captains piercing gaze and boisterous commands, when lo! I saw the object of my desire. The jelly donut, sitting in the grubby hands of the ships cook.

by Dandy McBeardlover April 23, 2015