fried duck 

person that you kind of hate but you are still friends

josh is a fried duck

fried duck by Fried Duck February 23, 2017

black duck orange beak 

so cute

OmG iTs A bLaCk DuCk WiTh An OrAnGe BeAk So CuTe

black duck orange beak ya know they are so cute...

black duck orange beak by TheFurryOfTheFam October 24, 2020

stanford duck syndrome 

When you look calm on the outside, but frantically struggling to keep up with everything on the inside.

Joey: Wow, that guy is so calm.
That Guy: *has stanford duck syndrome*

stanford duck syndrome by bobby3453 October 26, 2020

Gamer duck bath water 

Gamer duck bath water: Inspired by "Gamer Girl" bath water.

When your name is Laziness:" I want gamer duck bath water."

Gamer duck bath water by Anabnormalhumanbeing October 7, 2022

Squeaking the duck 

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

Squeaking the duck by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.

"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

vacuuming the duck by Duck Vaccumer June 12, 2016

Liam the Duck 

When a child in his teens named Liam gets booped on the head and is called a duck.

Look, it's Liam the Duck!

Liam the Duck by I AM THE INTERNET January 3, 2018