dildodongulus

A dildodongulus is a monstrous sized penis

That they have found after digging up soil in the town of Echuca, Victoria, Australia.

Particularly used by T Rex’s and sauropod’s

Almost up to 79 inches long and 50 inches thick this long medieval device was used for infertile dinosaurs in the Jurassic and Cretaceous period.

Later used in the ice age for dinners and bath soap

Wow Amanda sure does love riding her dildodongulus

by Bigoldad November 14, 2021

dildodadeling

jumping from dildo to dildo

Lora was dildodadeling all night long

by Stef1111 January 6, 2022

dildocals

Person on Twitter

Has much humour and is overall a very sympathetic person

Person A: ,,Did you heard of dildocals?!"
Person B: ,,The person on Twitter?"
Person A: ,,Yes they're so cool!!"

by f4mousl4stw0rds August 28, 2022

Dildolisous

Something or someone who is very sexy or looking good. Describes a delightful experience.

“He’s looking mad dildolisous.”

“That sleepover was dildolisous!”

by Dildolisous✌️✌️✌️ March 7, 2023

dildolemma

When you have to choose a dildo from your huge collection but none of them are particularly interesting.

1: I had a dildolemma this weekend.
2: What happened?
1: I couldn't choose one out of my ginormous collection of anatomically correct dildos.

by Miasinterestinglife May 16, 2023

Travel dildos

Fingers

Ohhhhhh I need to use my travel dildos I forgot mine at home

by Blackmagic0o0 February 24, 2021

Dildertoasto

A toaster where instead of 2 pieces of toast are, 2 dildos are placed which pop out in a similar fashion to toast (that is they are heated).

I was using my dildertoasto last night and broke it, where do you think I can get a new one?

by Ppiss June 14, 2012